A promising young ninja seeks to expose the crimes of his ancient clan while avoiding (actually, chopping up) those sent to stop him.  The story is brief and passable, with any narrative cracks washed away in buckets of ninja blood.  There is a very simple litmus test of how one will receive Ninja Assassin: Do extended fights between ultra-violent ninja sound awesome to you?  If so, Ninja Assassin deserves your time.  If not, what are you doing here? This website is not for you.

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